Pineappleparty

perjantaina, toukokuuta 26, 2006

Pineapplewhat?

Mietin tässä että mistä ihmeestä ne jenkit ja turkkilaiset ja muut (jotka paikallistimme Johnnyn kävijälaskurilla joka muuten pystyy kertomaan pelottavan paljon) on päätyneet hakemaan sivuja hakusanalla pineappleparty? Tai siis tarkottaako tää pineappleparty jotain häiritsevää tai muuta mitä meidän ei ollut tarkoitus tarkoittaa. Tai no kyllä te tajuutte mitä tarkotan.

Urban Dictionary paljasti totuuden.

Tässä lista Urban Dictionarysta hakusanalla pineapple:

1. A pineapple is someone who is brunette on the outside but a stereotypical blonde dumbass on the inside.

"She's got brown hair but i swear she acts like one of those blonde bitches that say the word 'like' 10 times per sentence... fuckin pineapple..."

2. A old-style hand granade

3. A nickname used for memebers of the Asian interest fraternity, Pi Alpha Phi.

"Let's go to the pineapple party tommorow."

4. The single greatest fruit ever to exist. It is far superior to the mango, apple, papaya, or any other fruit. It's increadble flavor and intense juiciness should make people gasp in awe. It shall soon have a religion based around it.

"Oh my god, a pineapple! I think I'm going to have an orgasm."

5. A tropical fruit that is used to make a kind of cake.

"Spongebob lives in a pineapple under the sea..."

6. Something that has NO BUSINESS being on pizza

"pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"

7. An Australian $50 note. (It is yellow/gold in colour). Every note has a name. (see piglet, pavarotti/tenner, lobster, treefrog)

"The dealer said it was $45, I only had 2 lobster's(Australian $20 note) so I gave him my last pineapple."

8. A wonderful fruit

9. 1) Any antipersonnel fragmentation grenade, but most commonly the antipersonnel fragmentation hand grenade (so called because the grooves on the metal casing are reminiscent of the skin of a pineapple)

2) To kill someone or destroy something with an AP frag grenade. Related terms include frag (to kill/destroy, usually with an explosive device of some kind) and ghost (to kill in general).

"1)Nod Rifleman: ENGAGING GDI FORCES! GDI Grenadier: Eat pineapple, Nod boy! *primes and throws hand grenade*"

"2) Looks like Captain Parker pineappled those SAM sites."

3 Comments:

At 10:28 ip., Blogger Ralf said...

6. Something that has NO BUSINESS being on pizza

"Pineapple on pizza is inexcusible"

ALLEKIRJOITAN! JUMALAUTA niitä ihmisenpuolikkaita jotka tilaavat kinkkuananashawaiin! JUMALAYSIA!

Anteeksiantamatonta!

 
At 1:02 ip., Blogger John said...

Jumalauta minua? Kinkku-ananas on helmi pizza. Kyseinen lätty ilman ananasta on kuin lomakohde ilman seppeleisiä tanssityttöjä ja havaijipaitoja.

And you call this a pineapple party!?

 
At 8:18 ip., Blogger Ralf said...

Silti, hedelmät eivät kuulu uuniin. Se on Hammurabin laki se.

 

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